my day so far....

These are the events that have unfolded so far this morning:

• Lauren ate an entire tube of toddler toothpaste.
• Lauren took chapstick and coated the toilet.
• Lauren and Josh found crystal champagne glasses in the basement and decided filling them with water in the basement bathroom would be a good idea. One of the stems of the glasses was broken off.

Hmmm......what will the afternoon bring?